tush:

“My wife didn’t appreciate my fridge magnet poem.”
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gpoy
i think i’ll just spend the rest of my life acting like this never happened.
LMAO legitimately one of my worst parenting fears.
she’s old and she needs work, but she’s MINE! 😁 (Taken with Instagram)
ratherhumorouscontent:

same
sadstuffonthestreet:

The day boys discovered girls.
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